键盘侠|不得了啦!2-0领先的热火 夺冠概率从3%暴涨到5%
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[赛后贴]NBA季后赛东部决赛第二场,迈阿密热火队客场111-105战胜波士顿凯尔特人队,总比分2-0领先。
双方数据
热火(2-0):巴特勒27分8篮板6助攻3抢断2帽,阿德巴约22分17篮板9助攻,乐福5篮板2助攻,文森特9分2篮板 2抢断,斯特鲁斯11分,邓罗15分,马丁25分4篮板,泽勒2分6篮板。
凯尔特人(0-2):塔图姆34分13篮板8助攻,杰伦-布朗16分4篮板3助攻,霍福德2分4篮板2助攻2帽,罗威13分3篮板,斯玛特7分4篮板3助攻,格威9分2篮板2助攻,布罗格登13分4篮板2助攻,怀特11分。
[–]Thunderhomefree122 6900 points 3 hours ago*
24-9 4th quarter run to go up 2-0 in the series. Just insanity. What is this Heat team?
雷霆球迷:第四节打出一波24比9带走比赛,大比分2-0领先!?干嘛呀~~~哎哟~~~~这支热火队到底是什么来头啊???
[–]West78PaarseAapLul87 166 points 3 hours ago
This series tells me I really know nothing about NBA basketball
球迷:可不是嘛~~~~这个系列赛让我明白自己对NBA宇宙一无所知啊…
[–]Raptorsjotheold 1709 points 3 hours ago*
i mean what do you expect, they taunted mj"s son
猛龙球迷:大哥...惹毛了乔丹的亲儿子,哪儿还有好果子吃啊...
[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhisuzukigun4life 1771 points 3 hours ago
The Celtics were up 96-89, when Grant Williams started chirping at Himmy Butler.
They made 2 field goals from that point on, and got outscored 22-9 the rest of the way.
独行侠球迷:凯尔特人今天一度还96-89领先,可惜格威突发奇想,对着爸特勒一顿嘴遁攻击,帮后者狂叠buff。之后大家都看到啦,凯尔特人之后只进了2个球,被轰出一波22-9,安然去世~~~
[–][MIA] Gary Paytonjc-f 438 points 3 hours ago
Grant “I poke bears” Williams
热火球迷:故人已去,格威谥号:欠儿欠儿散人~~~
]76ersFultzShoulder 3787 points 8 hours ago*
How Miami how. They lost to Atlanta in the play-in and almost lost to Chicago. Gabe, Max, Duncan and Caleb were all undrafted. But they just keep beating the top teams.
76人球迷:你妹啊,什么情况啊,热火!附加赛能输给老鹰,差点连公牛都输了!!而且文森特、斯特鲁斯、邓罗、马丁都是落选秀啊!!怎么现在到处蹂躏强队啊!!
[–]Bulls8MODA 2727 points 8 hours ago
Real stats don’t compare to DAWG/36
公牛球迷:热火队的独有数据:每36分钟放出若干条野狗!!!这比“每36分钟得130分”之类的破数据不知道要高到哪儿去~~~
[–]76ersdustybooks22 9429 points 8 hours ago
Heat are the biggest frauds, disguised themselves as a mid team all year long lol
76人球迷:热火队扮最肥弱的肉猪,吃最精壮的老虎!!一整年都可怜楚楚地演TM 人畜无害!!混蛋啊哈哈哈哈!!
[–][TOR] Hakeem OlajuwonDeSteph-DeCurry 6640 points 8 hours ago
jimmy butler the kinda guy to sleep in class then pull up to the finals with an A+
猛龙球迷:对对对!!而且巴特勒就像那种常年上课睡大觉,考试成绩一出来就能让你怀疑自己是弱智的混蛋学霸啊!!!
[DAL] Wang Zhizhisuzukigun4life 373 points 8 hours ago
From 1 seed and losing to the Celtics in the ECF, to being the 8 seed and winning 2 in Boston to start the ECF. It"s amazing lol
王治郅球迷:热火去年以1号种子身份在东部决赛输给了凯尔特人,今年却以8号种子身份重新晋级东部决赛,而且已经赢了凯尔特人2场了,发生了甚么事???
[–]Lakerscesga_0218 1882 points 8 hours ago
Media: Lakers v Celtics for 18
Nuggets and Heat: I took that personally
Both series are far from over, but as a fan of good basketball I wouldn"t mind seeing Joker v Jimbo in the Finals
湖人球迷:
媒体:总决赛必须得湖人VS凯尔特人,双方争夺各自的第18冠!!流量啊,流量不要啦!!
掘金和热火:都TM看不起谁呢?我说!!
虽然东西部决赛都远还没有结束,但是作为纯粹的篮球迷,我完全不介意看总决赛约基奇VS巴特勒~~~
[–]NuggetsImGonnaChubbBradley 546 points 8 hours ago
I’d feel much better if I’m the Heat just because they’re heading back home lol.
掘金球迷:如果我是热火队,我已经把心放肚子里了~~~回家打主场啦,嘿嘿嘿~~~~
[–]NBAaiden3buckets 4552 points 8 hours ago
If you take a look at each teams rosters, it’s hard to explain how this is possible
球迷:大伙儿啊,看看两支球队的阵容吧~~~热火能打成这样,就算是吃再多的核桃,我也想不通啊~~~~
[–]MagicGamesgtd 5152 points 8 hours ago
One has Jimmy Butler. The other doesn"t
魔术球迷:楼上的大哥,先把核桃放一放,听我说~~~很简单!一支球队有巴特勒,另一支没有啊~~
[–]WarriorsBalls_of_Adamanthium 3916 points 8 hours ago
One team has Spo, the other team has a guy who watches the same movie 4 times a week.
勇士球迷:是啊,核桃别吃了~~~一支球队的教练是斯波,另一支球队的教练是一个礼拜能看四遍《城中大盗》的影迷~~~不是一个圈子的~~~
[–]ViperishTuba86 1038 points 8 hours ago
3% btw
球迷:顺便提一嘴啊,之前说热火的夺冠概率是3%~~
[–]Pitcher2Burn 4308 points 8 hours ago
ESPN said 5% chance for the heat now!
球迷:楼上的大哥我跟你说,现在热火可不得了了啊!!ESPN说如今热火的夺冠概率可是高达5%了啊!!
[–]Heatev00r1 1895 points 8 hours ago
"I really don"t give a shit about what you think"
-Jimmy Buckets
热火球迷:“你们心里想什么,管我什么鸟事~~”吉米-霸特勒名人名言。
[–][LAL] Alex CarusoVermillion_Crab 1085 points 8 hours ago
Heat-Nuggets gonna be ESPN"s nightmare but basketball fans" wet dream.
湖人球迷:总决赛如果是热火VS掘金,简直是直播吧的噩梦啊~~~不过对纯粹的篮球迷来说,可就爽翻了呢~~~我要把下毛片的流量都用来看总决赛!!!
[–]WarriorsBalls_of_Adamanthium 801 points 8 hours ago*
Grant Williams has this special ability of making a fool out of himself. Poking Jimmy wasn’t a good idea.
勇士球迷:格威,他可是个魔术师啊~当下还是个正常人,一转眼就变成一个白痴~~~惹巴特勒干嘛,哪根筋搭错了??
[–]Hawkssire59damos 189 points 8 hours ago*
Grant Williams:
Jimmy Butler: And I took that personally
老鹰球迷:
格威:
巴特勒:好好好,准备后事吧你。
[–]CelticsKyWy75 37 points 8 hours ago
David Stern is rolling over in his grave at Silver’s inability to fix these series
凯尔特人球迷:“肖华你这个没用的东西,现在东西部决赛这个局面搞毛啊,到底行不行啊!!”大卫-斯特恩躺在棺材里面,想到今年的季后赛局面,辗转反侧,气到入墓三分!!
[–]Tough-South-4610 11 points 8 hours ago
I am starting to believe MJ told Jimmy he has to win a ring before MJ would take a paternity test.
球迷:有人说乔丹要等巴特勒夺冠后,才会答应去做亲自鉴定,现在我信了~~~
[–]Thunderchestbrook 8 points 8 hours ago
heat really won 5v8
雷霆球迷:热火5打8都赢了?牛啊!
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